Sunday, January 15, 2006

Al-Qaeda Application Discovered!!!

You might have heard that the government has said they discovered the completely-real-and-definitely-not-made-up application that US citizen & 'enemy combatant' Jose Padilla used to join Al-Qaeda! I'm pretty sure they also found his Al-Qaeda pay stubs & also his Al-Qaeda employee discount card...

Anyway, the very patriotic Jesus' General has obtained an exclusive scan of this elusive document!!!
(Don't be fooled, it only looks like a 'Young Republicans' application...
those Al-Qaeda are sneaky bastards!)

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